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Calvin says he's going to learn to ride his bicycle if it kills him. Hobbes lets go of the bike, and there's a crash. Hobbes picks the bike off Calvin and asks if it killed him. Calvin answers that the bike has decided to maim him first.

Transcript

I'm going to learn how to ride this bicycle even if it kills me. Ok, you can let go ... aaugh! Did it kill you? Not yet. It's decided to maim me first.

Collected in

Something Under the Bed Is Drooling
p. 12
The Essential Calvin and Hobbes
p. 142
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 1,p. 148
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 1,p. 148
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