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Wednesday, September 24, 1986

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Mom decides to call the school to stop Moe's extortion. Calvin tells her not to, that he'll be a goner if Moe finds out he squealed. Mom is firm that Moe can't get away with stealing, something needs to be done. Calvin gives Mom a list of what he's wearing and tells her he'll see her at the morgue.

Transcript

If that bully is extorting money, I'm going to call the school and put an end to it. Don't do that! If Moe finds out I squealed, I'm a goner! This kid can't get away with stealing, Calvin. Somebody's got to do something. Here's a list of what I'm wearing. See you at the morgue.

Collected in

Something Under the Bed Is Drooling
p. 22
The Essential Calvin and Hobbes
p. 151
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 1,p. 158
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 1,p. 158
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