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Friday, December 19, 1986

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Hobbes wonders how the Ouija board knows all the answers to life's mysteries. Calvin decides to ask it. The pointer goes to "3". Calvin remembers he didn't ask for the Ouija board last Christmas, he asked for a computer.

Transcript

How is it that this Ouija board knows all the answers to life's mysteries? Let's ask it. Oh great Ouija board. How do you know all the answers? It's moving! It's moving! What's it say? "3" You know, I didn't ask for this last Christmas. I asked for a computer.

Collected in

Something Under the Bed Is Drooling
p. 57
The Essential Calvin and Hobbes
p. 188
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 1,p. 195
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 1,p. 195
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