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Tuesday, April 14, 1987

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The substitute teacher introduces herself to the class. She mentions that Miss Wormwood left instructions about what they had to go over so there wouldn't be problems. She notices a note that Miss Wormwood left. She asks which student is Calvin. He yells out "Not me".

Transcript

Good morning, class. I'll be your substitute teacher today. Miss Wormwood left me instructions as to what we need to go over, so we shouldn't have any problems. Oh, wait, here's a note she added. Just a second. Ok, which one of you is Calvin? Not me!

Collected in

Something Under the Bed Is Drooling
p. 110
The Essential Calvin and Hobbes
p. 238
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 1,p. 257
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 1,p. 257
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