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Calvin can't believe he has to do an assignment with Susie. Susie warns him about doing a great job. She doesn't want to flunk because she got a doofus for a partner. Calvin reminds her that she picks her sandwiches apart and eats the ingredients separately. Susie wants to know what's wrong with that. Calvin says that makes her a grade "A" nimrod. Susie yells that it does not.

Transcript

Aaghh, I can't believe we were assigned to do a report together. All I can say is you'd better do a great job! I don't want to flunk just because I was assigned a doofus for a partner. A doofus?? Who takes her sandwiches apart and eats each ingredient separately? What's wrong with that? It certifies you as a grade a nimrod. It does not!

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Yukon Ho!
p. 115
The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes
p. 121
The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book
p. 70
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 1,p. 385
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 2,p. 31
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