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Monday, March 7, 1988

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Dad tells Calvin to guess what time it is. He says it's a very special time. Calvin gets enthused and wants to know what time it is. Dad tells him it's his bath time. Sitting in the tub, Calvin tells Hobbes that letters to Dear Abby where kids never write or visit their old parents really crack him up.

Transcript

Hey, Calvin! Guess what time it is! Why? What time is it? It's a very special time! Oh boy, oh boy! What time is it? Do you really want to know? Yes, yes! Tell me! Tell me! Quick! Please! Yes! It's your bath time! Oh boy! You know how old people always write to Dear Abby, complaining that their kids never write, call or visit? Those letters really crack me up.

Collected in

Weirdos From Another Planet!
p. 12
The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes
p. 139
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 1,p. 403
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 2,p. 49
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