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Sunday, May 1, 1988
Hobbes is in the tree fort. Calvin tells Hobbes to let him up. Hobbes says he might be some other kid in disguise. Calvin calls Hobbes a hairball barfer. Hobbes says he can stay down on the ground forever. Calvin sees Susie coming and wants to be let up so they can throw things at her. Calvin apologizes for insulting Hobbes. He wants the rope dropped down. Hobbes tells him he has to say the password. Susie comes up behind him as he's on the seventh verse of the poem password. Susie says she was going to ask him to come over and play house, but she thinks he'd be a weird example for their children. Calvin yells up to Hobbes saying one of these days he'll make Hobbes into a rug.
Transcript
C'mom Hobbes, let me up into the tree fort. Say the password. No! You know it's me! Let me up! You may be some other kid in disguise. It's me, Calvin! Let me up, you hairball barfer! An insult! Well, you can just stay down there forever Mr. Stinker. Oh, no! Here comes Susie! Let me up quick, so we can throw things at her! Hurry! Let down the rope! La de da dum doo. She's coming! Quick! Let down the rope! I'm sorry I insulted you! Ok! See, I said I was sorry! Can't you let down the rope?! You have to say the password. tigers are perfect the e-pit-o-me of good looks and grace and quiet..uh..um..dignity.. Susie I was going to ask you to come over and play house but I think you'd be a weird example for our children. One of these days I'm going to make you into a rug! You hear me?? A rug!