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Tuesday, May 17, 1988

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Calvin can't believe he broke Dad's binoculars. He's sure Dad will blow every capillary in his body. After Dad telling him to be very careful, he broke them. Hobbes asks how he broke them. Calvin just dropped them. Hobbes wonders why they broke just from being dropped. Calvin adds that he was tossing them to himself, as he ran down the sidewalk.

Transcript

Geez, I can't believe I broke Dad's binoculars! He'll blow every capillary in his body! Dad said I had to be very, very careful with them, and what do I do? I go and break them. He'll flay me alive! How did you do it anyway? I just dropped them. And they broke? Well, I was tossing them at myself at the time, as I ran down the sidewalk.

Collected in

Weirdos From Another Planet!
p. 43
The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes
p. 169
The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book
p. 79
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 1,p. 434
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 2,p. 80
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