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Wednesday, September 28, 1988

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Calvin asks why the Martian hid from them. Hobbes supposes Martians may not like Earthlings. Calvin wonders what there is not to like. Calvin yells to the Martian to come out, they're not bad. They just came to Mars because people polluted their own planet. He stops. Then, Calvin asks Hobbes if their reputation preceded them. Hobbes asks if Calvin would welcome in a dog that wasn't house-trained.

Transcript

Why do you think the Martian hid from us? Maybe Martians don't like Earthlings. Don't like us?! What's not to like?? There's nothing wrong with humans! Hey, you Martian! Come on out! We're not bad! We just came here because our people polluted our own planet so much that ... uh... what I mean, is... um... So what are you saying? That our reputation has preceded us? Would you welcome in a dog that wasn't house-trained?

Collected in

Weirdos From Another Planet!
p. 98
The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes
p. 224
The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book
p. 93
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 1,p. 489
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 2,p. 135
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