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Sunday, September 24, 1989
A meeting of G.R.O.S.S. comes to order. Hobbes reads the minutes of their last meeting. Hobbes mentions much nonsense and commotion from dictator-for-life Calvin. Hobbes keeps reading that president-and-first-tiger Hobbes offered a reasonable solution, which elicits a response from Calvin that Hobbes had told him to jump in the lake. Hobbes reads that the dictator received his comeuppance. Calvin says the minutes are lies. They fight, calling each other chowderhead, moron, ogre, and fleabag. They call a truce as they are exhausted. They climb down declaring another productive meeting. What a great club!
Transcript
Tigers are great! They're the toast of the town. Life's always better when a tiger's around! Considering I outrank you, I don't think I should have to do that! This meeting of the top-secret club G.R.O.S.S (Get rid of slimy girls) will come to order. Supreme dictator for life, Calvin, presiding. All salute! Ok, the first order of business. President, no first tiger Hobbes will read the minutes of our last meeting. Thank you. 10:30 am: read minutes of previous meeting, 10:31: debated so called "editorial slant" of minuts. Much nonsense and commotion from dictator for life. Nonsense?! 10:32: President and frist Tiger offers reasonable solution, but Dictator for life takes needless exception. reasonalbe solution?!? You told me to go jump in a lake! 10:33: Blows exchanged. Dictator-for-life receives comeuppance. HA! I beat you fair and square! These minutes are nothing but lies! Call me a liar, will you? By golly, I'll call you worse than that! Chowderhead! Moron! Ogre! Fleabag! (Pant, pant) Truce? (Gasp, pant) OK, truce. Well, another productive meeting! What a great club!