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Sunday, October 15, 1989

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Calvin comes home and is pounced on by Hobbes. They're fighting as Susie asks what he's doing. She says he didn't even change out of his school clothes. Calvin explains that this maniac is so glad to see him that he blasts out like a big orange torpedo. A dog will wag its tail, but a tiger has to pounce on you. Susie asks if Hobbes pounces on him. Calvin says Hobbes enjoys the treachery and cunning of it all. He says it's their evil nature. Susie points out that Hobbes is just sitting there. Calvin says it's a big disguise. No one can fathom the savage mind of a jungle cat. He's a killer to the core. Susie walks off wishing her parents would move. Her diary gets weirder every day. Calvin looks at Hobbes and cocks his fist. He says to wipe off that grin or he'll do it for him.

Transcript

I'm ho-ome! Hi, Calvin. Whatcha doin'? Oof, get this big lummox off me. Look at you! You didn't even change you of your school clothes! How could I?! I didn't even get in the door! Every day this maniac is so glad to see me that he blasts out like a big orange torpedo! A dog will just wag its tail, but of course a tiger has to pounce on you! Stupid animal! He pounces on you? Oh, and don't think he doesn't enjoy the cunning and treachery of it all! Tigers live for the thrill of a sneak attack! It's their evil nature! He's just sitting there. Oh, sure, big disguise! Like no one can fathom the savage mind of a jungle cat! Ha! He's a killer to the core! I wish my parents would move. My diary is getting weirder every day. Yeah, you know who I'm talking about! Wipe off that grin or I'll do it for you!

Collected in

Scientific Progress Goes "Boink"
p. 19
The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
p. 147
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 2,p. 189
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 2,p. 318
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