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Sunday, November 26, 1989

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The muck monsters of Mordo are closing in on Spaceman Spiff. They fire at them, but just miss. He tries to fly through the rings of the planet below. The monsters veer off, afraid to follow Spiff. Swerving left, right, up, and down, Spiff pilots around each hurling missile. POW! Our hero's going down. Moe has hit Calvin with a ball. Calvin, lying against a wall, says he hates playing "dodge ball" in gym class.

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Out in the farthest reaches of the galaxy zooms interplanetary explorer, Spaceman Spiff! Ooh, nice scenery! The muck monsters of Mordo are closing in on our hero! A fiery flash of fatality-flare misses by mere micromips! To fly through the rings of planet ZK-5 below! Our hero throttles the thrusters and dives! It works! The muck monsters veer off, afraid to follow the fearless Spiff into the frozen fragments of ice and rock! Swerving left, right, up, and down, the amazing Spaceman Spiff pilots around each hurling missle! What skill! What fortitu.... Oh no! Our hero is going down!! Got 'im! Heh heh! Those darn little guys are hard to hit, aren't they? I hate playing "dodge ball" in gym class.

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