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Sunday, March 25, 1990
Mom tells Calvin he'd better go to bed. Calvin wants to read a little more. Mom says they don't want him to get too smart. Calvin is puzzled. Dad explains that if Calvin were smarter, he might realize...his parents are really bug-eyed aliens from Neptune! They rip their masks off, and Calvin runs away. They grab him, get batter ready, and dunk him. They say there's nothing like a fresh batch of earth boy waffles. Calvin wakes up. He says he wasn't asleep and isn't tired. As Mom and Dad carry Calvin to bed, Mom notices Calvin's face was pushed into Dad's leg so hard, it left corduroy lines.
Transcript
Isn't this a nice way to spend the evening? We should do this more often. I still think one of you broke the rabbit ears on purpose. It's getting late, Calvin. You'd better head up to bed. But I'm not tired! Can't I read a little more? I don't think so. You see, we don't want you to get too smart. You don't? Ha ha! Of course not! If you were smarter, you might realize...your "parents" are really bug-eyed aliens from Neptune! Augh! Let me go! Let me go! Got the batter ready? Yep! Let's dunk the kid! M-mm! There's nothing like a fresh batch of earth boy waffles! Waffles? Help! Help! Eep! poof! I wasn't asleep! I'm not tired! Look, his face was pushed into your leg so hard, it left corduroy lines! Z