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Sunday, April 1, 1990
Calvin is in a bad mood. Hobbes is lying on the floor in Calvin's path. Calvin tells him to move. He asks if Hobbes thinks he has all day. Hobbes slowly stands up. Calvin says he's coming through. He tries pushing Hobbes out of the way. Calvin says when he says move, he expects Hobbes to jump. He pushes Hobbes, trying to get him to move. Hobbes picks Calvin up. He takes him away. Calvin demands an explanation, then sees the mud hole. Calvin is covered in mud. He yells "See why I'm in such a bad mood".
Transcript
Hmph! Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. Boy I'm in a rotten mood. The world had just better look out! Hey you, you're in my way! Move it! What's the matter? Did you go deaf?! Get out of my way! Scram! C'mon, hurry up! You think I've got all day?! Now are you going to step aside, or what?! I'm coming through! Mmph! Ggghh! What are you doing?! I said move aside!! Doggone it, when I say move, I expect you to jump! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Hey! Put me down! Where are you taking me?! I demand an - explana...hey, is that a mud hole?! You'd better not! You hear me?! See why I'm in such a bad mood??