Ace pilot spaceman Spiff cruises low over the planet at high speed! I wonder what this "E" on the fuel gauge means. Our hero sets off across the desolate terrain in search of help! In the distance, methane clouds rain sodium hydroxide, a caustic alkali! Oh no! The downpour was too heavy for the ground to absorb! A steaming river of corrosive liquid rushes toward our hero! The brave spaceman Spiff scrambles to higher ground, but the flood continues to rise! Our hero is trapped! It's only a matter of time until the roaming, noxious wash cleans the meat from Spiff's bones! How could things ever get worse?! Aughh! An alien comes to push him in! For heaven's sake, Cavlin! Just get in!