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Moe hassles Calvin about being a sissy for not signing up for baseball. Moe says Calvin would rather play with dolls on the playground. Calvin says he wasn't playing with dolls. Moe wants to see Calvin's Barbie doll. Calvin says he's not a wimp and was on his way to the office to sign up for baseball right now. Standing outside the office door, Calvin wonders why, if he's not a wimp, he's taking the path of least resistance.

Transcript

Hey, lookit the sissy who didn't sign up for recess baseball. I'm not a sissy! Oh yeah? You'd rather play dolls on the playground with girls. I wasn't playing with dolls! Sure you weren't! Let me see your Barbie doll, you sissy wimp! I'm not a wimp! In fact, I was going to the office to sign up for baseball right now! Then again, if I'm not a wimp, why am I taking the path of least resistance?

Collected in

Scientific Progress Goes "Boink"
p. 97
The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
p. 225
The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book
p. 121
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 2,p. 270
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 3,p. 53
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