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Sunday, May 20, 1990
Spaceman Spiff zooms to the surface of Ahnooie-4. He sets off to search for sentient life. Spiff only discovers a hideous blob so stupid it just stares completely straight ahead, unaware of anything around it. Our hero decides to put the blob out of its misery. Susie yells to Miss Wormwood that Calvin's shooting spit balls. Perplexed by the blob's resilience, Spiff adds more juice and prepares to fire again. A giant creature comes up behind him.
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Another planet. another sweeping panorama of indescribable grandeur! The incredible spaceman spiff zooms to the surface of annoole-4! Touching down, our hero sets off to searow for sentient life! Alas, spaceman spiff only discovers a hideous blob so monumentally stupid that it just stares straight ahead, completely unaware of anything around it! Compassionately, our hero decides to put the blob out of it's misery. Spiff stes his blastter on "liquify." Susie Eww! Miss Wormwood! Calvin's shooting spit balls! perplexed by the blobs restience, Spiff adds more juice and prepares to fire again!