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Wednesday, May 23, 1990

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Calvin, looking at the math problem on the board, says our hero thinks fast. He slowly reaches for the tiny atom blaster concealed in his belt. He turns and tells the bloodsucking, mutant chromosomal disasters that he's out of there. Miss Wormwood tells Calvin to give her the rubber band right this minute.

Transcript

Staring death in the face, our hero thinks fast. Inching closer to the sacrificial pit, Spiff slowly and smoothly reaches for the tiny atom blaster concealed in his belt! YAA! All right, you bloodsucking mutant chromosomal disasters! Nobody move! I'm outta here! Calvin, give me that rubber band right this minute! I SAID NOBODY MOVE!

Collected in

Scientific Progress Goes "Boink"
p. 111
The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
p. 239
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 2,p. 290
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 3,p. 74
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