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Tuesday, September 4, 1990

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Calvin is fuming about Susie. Calvin said he kidnapped her doll, but that's no reason to retaliate. He says girls have no sense of humor. He storms off saying this was all funny until she did the same thing to him.

Transcript

Oooh, that rotten Susie! I hate her! I hate her! She'd better set Hobbes free! So I kidnapped her stupid doll! She didn't need to RETALIATE! Can't she take a JOKE?! Girls have NO sense of humor! That's their whole problem! All this was funny until she did the same thing to me.

Collected in

Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons
p. 32
The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book
p. 143
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 2,p. 334
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 3,p. 118
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