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Wednesday, February 27, 1991

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Tracer says the dame had a case. She was the pushy type. She'd break your heart, or your arms. Mom scoots Calvin to the broken lamp. Tracer looks at the damage and figures she either has a psychotic decorator or someone ransacked the place in a big hurry. Mom asks how Calvin can explain the damage. Calvin thinks the dame was hysterical. They usually are.

Transcript

The dame said she had a case. She sounded like a case herself, but I can't choose my clients. She was the pushy type, the kind who'd break your heart, or maybe your arms. I hurried over. Either she had a psychotic decorator, or her place had been ransacked by someone in a big hurry. WELL?! How do you explain this? The dame was hysterical. Dames usually are.

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Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons
p. 110
The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book
p. 133
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 2,p. 413
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 3,p. 197
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