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Calvin tells his duplicate that when he's done putting his toys away, he can get to work on Calvin's math assignment. Calvin says they get to do whatever they want, while goody-two-shoes does all the work. He doesn't even complain. The duplicate says "Virtue is its own reward". Reading his comic, Calvin says he doesn't complain, but his self-righteousness gets on his nerves.

Transcript

When you're done putting my toys away, you can get to work on my math assignment. OK. Isn't this the life? We get to do whatever we want while goody-two-shoes here does all the work! He doesn't even complain! Virtue is its own reward. He doesn't complain, but his self-righteousness sure gets on my nerves.

Collected in

Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons
p. 120
The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book
p. 155
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 2,p. 424
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 3,p. 208
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