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Calvin goes to Susie's house. She says "You again". Calvin asks if he was there before. She asks if he's crazy. He was there two minutes ago. Calvin asks if he's still there. She says he's standing right there. Angrily, Calvin says anyone can see that. He wants to know if he's anywhere else. She slams the door. Walking off, Calvin asks who can fathom the feminine mind.

Transcript

You again?! Was I here before? Are you crazy?! You were here just two minutes ago! Uh-oh. I'm not STILL here, am I? YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT THERE! WELL ANYONE CAN SEE THAT! AM I HERE ANYWHERE ELSE?! Sheesh. SLAM. Who can fathom the feminine mind? I like 'em anyway.

Collected in

Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons
p. 121
The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book
p. 158
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 2,p. 425
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 3,p. 209
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