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Calvin finds his duplicate. Calvin complains about the duplicate giving Susie a valentine. The duplicate says she wouldn't even accept it. He calls Calvin a jerk. Calvin calls the duplicate a namby-pamby goody-goody. The duplicate calls Calvin a self-centered, conniving brat. They fight. Hobbes asks how existential can you get.

Transcript

THERE you are! There YOU are! What's the big idea giving Susie a mushy valentine?! Are you nuts? She wouldn't even accept it! YOU'RE such a jerk, she always thinks you're up to something! Who are you calling a jerk, you namby-pamby goody-goody! YOU, you self-centered conniving brat! Wow, how existential can you get?

Collected in

Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons
p. 122
The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book
p. 158
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 2,p. 426
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 3,p. 210
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