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Friday, December 3, 1993

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Calvin reads his paper in front of the class. He reads that tyrannosaurs were predators, because it would be bogus if they ate things that were already dead. He grins at the class. He yells that he's a concise writer.

Transcript

My paper is entitled, "Tyrannosaurus Rex: Fearson Predator or Loathsome Scavenger?" Ahem... "I say tyrannosaurs were predators, because it would be so bogus if they just ate things that were already dead. The end." I'M A CONCISE WRITER, OK?!?

Collected in

There's Treasure Everywhere
p. 58
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 3,p. 266
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Book 4,p. 156
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