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Saturday, October 8, 1994

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Originally ran Saturday, October 13, 1990

Calvin bows in front of the TV. He prays to the great altar of passive entertainment. He asks it to bestow upon him its discordant images at such speed as to render linear thought impossible. He turns the TV on and sits watching.

Transcript

Oh, great altar of passive entertainment... bestow upon my thy discordant images at such speed as to render linear thought impossible!

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