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Sunday, June 25, 1995

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Calvin answers the doorbell. The bike comes into the house and chases Calvin. Over the sofa they go, up the stairs. Calvin hides temporarily in the bathroom as the bike goes down the hall. He holds the bike off with a chair as he backs out his bedroom window. He closes the window and says the bike can't get him now. Downstairs, someone yells there are tire tracks on the rugs and oil on the couch. Another voice asks where Calvin is. Outside on the roof, Calvin says someday neighbors will look out and wonder why there is a grown man wearing kids' clothes on their roof.

Transcript

Ding dong I'm coming. I'm coming. Aaaa! I opened the door and my bike got in!! Hellpp! Run for your lives!! It's an unbalanced bicycle!! Someone get me a spoke wrench! Hehh hoo hehh hoo. Back! Back! Ha! You can't get me now! Aiee! Tire tracks on the rugs! Oil on the couch! Where's that kid?! Someday the neighbors will look out and wonder why there's a grown man wearing kids clothes on our roof.

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