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Sunday, October 1, 1995
Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet. To survive, he must find food. Spiff follows a scavenger Mordon. There may be a fresh kill nearby. Due to the stench, our hero becomes a vegetarian on the spot. The grasses can't be eaten. The fruit is poisonous. Weak and despairing, Spiff looks into a frozen geyser pit. Ice cream sandwiches! Our hero is saved! Susie tells him that isn't very healthy. Calvin mumbles he only needs to survive until he can escape.
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The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet! ...Our hero ruefully acknowldeges that this happens fairly frequently. To survive, Spiff must...find...food! Spiff follows a scavenger mordon! Perhaps there's a fresh kill nearby! Ughhh! The stench! Our hero becomes a vegitarian on the spot! But the grasses are indigestible! The fruit is poisonous! There is nothing to eat at all! Weak and desparing, Spiff peers into a frozen geyser pit! What's down there? Ice cream sandwiches! Our hero is saved! That's not very healthy. I only need to survive until I can escape, our hero mutters grimly.