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Calvin is hit by a snowball. He asks Hobbes if he threw the snowball. Hobbes doesn't know what he's talking about. Calvin accuses him of being sneaky, grim, and ruthless. He says that spells "tiger". Hobbes says it spells "Calvin's new name is Mr. Stupid Soggyshorts". They start fighting. Susie comes over and tells Calvin he should have seen his expression when she hit him with the snowball. She laughs and walks away. Calvin thinks. He looks at Hobbes, who then pelts Calvin with snowballs for having accused him.

Transcript

Did you throw that snowball at me? What snowball? Ohhhhh, don't play innocent with me, buster! That snowball had your name written all over it! Oh yeah?? Yeah! It was sneaky, fiendish, vicious, treacherous, grim, and ruthless! Put all that together and it spells 'tiger'! No it doesn't! It spells "Calvin's new name is Mr. Stupid Soggyshorts!" Ooh, that does it! Calvin/ Oh! Hey! Stop that! Quit it! No fair! No biting! Hey Calvin, you should've seen your expression when I hit you with that snowball! Ha ha! Ah, heh heh

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