Calvin traps a tiger, Hobbes, in the backyard with a sandwich-baited rope.

Susie Derkins joins Calvin's class and he immediately insults her.

Calvin readies for Santa on Christmas Eve but forgets Hobbes's gift.

Calvin and Hobbes discuss kissing girls and what makes them attractive.

Susie's passed notes land her and Calvin in the principal's office.

Calvin floods the house, and Dad's poll numbers drop.

Moe the class bully takes Calvin's ball and swing.

Calvin sends Susie a hate-mail valentine with dumpster flowers.

Alone for an evening, Calvin and Hobbes rent a scary movie.

Calvin tries to get an outrageous haircut from the barber.

Calvin gets a checkup at the doctor's office.

Calvin goes fishing at the pier with little success.

Calvin the human insect shows off his insect strength.

Rosalyn babysits, locks Calvin in the garage, and he ambushes her car.

Calvin and Hobbes get lost on a Cub Scout outing.

A dog steals Hobbes, and Susie rescues him for her tea party.

Calvin asks Hobbes to eat Moe, who's coming to beat him up.

Calvin's bath turns into a shark-infested adventure.

Calvin and Hobbes play rowdy shooting games.

The family's lakeside cabin vacation bores Calvin and Mom, delights Dad.

Calvin hates swimming lessons taught by Rosalyn.

Calvin brushes off Susie, then lets her play.

Calvin and Hobbes try to freeze their faces in hideous expressions.

Calvin drinks an elixir and turns invisible.

Calvin tries to ride his new bicycle, which seems to attack him.

Moe extorts Calvin's money until Mom calls the school.

Calvin tries to teach Hobbes to act cool.

Calvin and Hobbes prepare for Halloween and suffer the candy afterward.

Mom falls ill and Calvin and Dad struggle to care for her.

Calvin plays an onion in the school play but gets stuck in his costume.

Calvin and Hobbes provoke Rosalyn and are sent to bed early.

Calvin and Hobbes consult a Ouija board.

Calvin sculpts a clay Christmas present for his parents.

Calvin calls Susie a name, feels guilty, and apologizes.

Hobbes is invited to Susie's birthday party and Calvin tags along.

Calvin's bad report card means mandatory homework time.

Calvin styles his hair with Crisco and paints his stomach for school pictures.

Calvin fakes amnesia after a bad test score.

Calvin and Hobbes find an injured baby raccoon and then grieve its death.

Bulldozers clear the woods for a condominium development.

Calvin transmogrifies into a tiger, then changes back.

Calvin rips his pants at recess and must go to the chalkboard.

A substitute teacher takes over Miss Wormwood's class.

Calvin prepares and gives an oral report on the brain with noodles.

Calvin and Hobbes play zombies.

Hobbes botches Calvin's haircut and draws hair on his head.

Hobbes pounces on Calvin whenever he comes home.

Calvin and Hobbes fly the hallway rug to Dad's office but go unnoticed.

Calvin schemes to get cookies from Mom.

Susie joins a water fight, and Hobbes defects to her side.

Calvin is sick and terrorizes the doctor.

The family's camping trip is rained out.

Calvin's time machine aims for the future but lands among dinosaurs.

Calvin secedes from the family, heads for the Yukon, and loses Hobbes.

Rosalyn babysits and Calvin tries to escape, then reports hostages.

Calvin bothers Susie in class.

Calvin brings Hobbes to school to scare off Moe.

Calvin digs up Dad's embarrassing past for a character poll.

Calvin fears the sun is going out as winter nears.

Calvin has Hobbes tie him to a chair and cannot escape.

Calvin questions Santa's fairness and existence before Christmas.

Calvin and Hobbes build an invulnerable snow fort.

Hobbes helps Calvin with his math homework.

Dad's brother Max visits and Calvin tries to leave with him.

Calvin slacks on his planet Mercury report with Susie.

Calvin's Transmogrifier Gun malfunctions and leaves him an owl.

Rosalyn babysits and Calvin makes her earn her pay.

Calvin tries living like a tiger until he learns tigers are endangered.

Hobbes pounces on Calvin the moment he gets home.

Calvin offers to be Dad's image consultant after bad polls.

Calvin and Hobbes botch building a model Phantom jet.

Calvin and Hobbes dig up litter and build a dinosaur from it.

Calvin breaks Dad's binoculars and agonizes over confessing.

Hobbes claims a bee is on Calvin's back, then declares opposite day.

The family goes camping and Dad turns grouchy.

Calvin floats away on a balloon, then transmogrifies himself home.

Calvin wanders off at the zoo and Dad finds him at the tigers.

Hobbes's sudden pounces leave Calvin jumpy and on edge.

Calvin tries to fix the bathroom faucet and floods the bathroom.

Calvin grumbles about school starting again.

Calvin and Hobbes flee polluted Earth for Mars, then return.

Calvin gets sick at night and stays home from school.

Calvin gets his Stupendous Man costume.

Calvin announces he is in a bad mood and no one cares.

Calvin makes faces while Dad tries to take a Christmas card photo.

Calvin dresses oddly for school and gets in mysterious trouble.

Calvin tries to skip school as Spaceman Spiff but gets caught.

Calvin holds Rosalyn's study notes hostage in the bathroom.

Calvin eats endless cereal to get a propeller beanie that won't fly.

Calvin fakes a forgotten insect collection and gets Susie in trouble.

Calvin gets the hiccups and Hobbes tries to scare them away.

Calvin's family returns from a wedding to find the house burgled.

Calvin starts a club, rolls the car into a ditch, and runs away.

Calvin and Hobbes rush cleaning his room by stuffing everything in the closet.

The family endures another miserable camping trip on Itchy Island.

The family visits the natural history museum.

Calvin and Hobbes try to build a robot to make his bed.

Calvin endures his first day back at school.

Moe steals Calvin's toy truck and Calvin cannot get it back.

Calvin tricks Rosalyn outside and locks her out.

Stupendous Man fries Calvin's school with a giant telescope lens.

Dad talks to Calvin about his report card and homework.

Calvin bluffs his way through a school report on bats.

Calvin's gravity reverses, then he grows until he falls off the Earth.

Calvin struggles to be good so Santa will bring presents.

Calvin starts a newspaper reporting on household events.

Calvin duplicates himself, and the clones multiply and cause trouble.

Calvin gets caught throwing snowballs at Susie and others.

Tracer Bullet investigates a math word problem about two trains of thought.

Calvin pursues ever more abstract snow sculpture.

Calvin fights babysitter Rosalyn as Stupendous Man and gets punished.

Moe pressures Calvin into joining the recess baseball team.

Spaceman Spiff ditches school, then gets in trouble for it.

Calvin catches chicken pox.

Dad bans TV, so Calvin is forced to play outside.

Calvin and Hobbes time travel to photograph Jurassic dinosaurs.

Calvin is stalked by his supposedly murderous bicycle.

Calvin plots against Susie and ransoms her doll, and she retaliates.

After a parent-teacher conference, Calvin bets Susie on a math quiz and flunks.

Calvin pretends he has his own TV show with a cardboard screen.

Calvin wears a mask on the back of his head to foil Hobbes' pounces.

Miss Wormwood objects to Calvin's dinosaur drawings.

Calvin scrambles to build a desert diorama for school.

Calvin hires Hobbes as his lawyer to prove to Santa he was good.

Calvin brings a snowman to life and it builds an army of snow goons.

Calvin insists his body is present but his spirit is unavailable.

Stupendous Man drops a giant snowball on Susie, and Mom threatens his costume.

Tracer Bullet investigates who broke the living room lamp.

Calvin duplicates his good side, which falls for Susie.

Calvin demands to be called Calvin the Bold.

G.R.O.S.S. splits over the anthem and then ambushes Susie with rotten apples.

Calvin boasts that skipping homework boosts his self-esteem.

Calvin builds pretentious avant-garde snowmen and seeks a grant.

Calvin discovers the joys of mud and tracks it everywhere.

Calvin insists on being called Calvin, Boy of Destiny.

Calvin flubs Miss Wormwood's history questions.

Dad fixes his bicycle and heads out in full riding gear.

Calvin trusts astrology until a horoscope has Susie finding him irresistible.

Calvin subscribes to a magazine for gum chewers.

Calvin time-travels to get his homework story written by future selves.

Calvin sells great ideas from a sidewalk booth.

Calvin and Hobbes sculpt with modeling clay.

Calvin sees a cloud shaped like himself and fears an omen.

Calvin raves about his Captain Steroid comic books.

Calvin tries to cope with the monsters under his bed.

Calvin starts a journal of his brilliant thoughts.

Calvin stages photos to fake a well-adjusted childhood.

Calvin complains about going to school.

Calvin uses denial to dodge homework and baths.

Calvin and Hobbes squabble over a football.

Calvin enjoys his routine at school recess.

Calvin fumbles and flubs football again.

Calvin gets coded hate mail that turns out to be from Hobbes.

Calvin writes manipulative letters to Santa.

Calvin tries to be good to impress Santa.

Calvin refuses to get out of bed and dreads school.

Stupendous Man takes over Calvin's history test after Calvin gets stuck in his locker.

Calvin enters a school traffic safety poster contest with a gory poster.

Calvin tries to eat five worms for Susie's nickel until Mom stops him.

Calvin complains that nobody likes people who see the big picture.

After Calvin hangs up on a caller, Mom wants an answering machine.

Calvin poses as the world's most powerful computer in a cardboard box.

G.R.O.S.S. plots a fake-code water balloon ambush on Susie, which backfires.

Calvin battles his bicycle, which he is convinced is out to get him.

Calvin sees that commercials sell attitude rather than products.

Calvin refuses mere happiness and demands euphoria.

Calvin makes Moe, Dad, Miss Wormwood, Susie, and Hobbes sign contracts.

Dad claims fathers get a book that explains everything.

Calvin enlarges his brain with a thinking cap to write a tyrannosaur report.

Calvin writes complaining, scheming letters to Santa.

Calvin struggles not to throw snowballs before Christmas.

Calvin sasses his way through a Plymouth Rock history test.

Calvin repeats everything Hobbes says to annoy him until Hobbes turns the tables.

Calvin dreams his homework burns, then dodges doing it through a snow day.

Calvin complains about school on both gray and sunny days.

Calvin loses a baby tooth and schemes for tooth fairy money.

Calvin and Hobbes discuss smells and animal words for them.

Calvin is attacked by a baseball with teeth.

Susie must stay at Calvin's house, and he plots to trap her.

Calvin receives letters he wrote to his future self.

Calvin reads Chewing magazine about fitness and gear for gum chewing.

Calvin blows soap bubbles that behave oddly.

Calvin's baseball bites his glove and bat.

Calvin and Susie dread their rumored-deadly substitute teacher.

Dad teaches a terrified Calvin to ride a bicycle.

Calvin gives Hobbes a library book, then reads it himself.

Calvin pontificates about art as a suburban post-modernist.

Calvin rants about violence in popular culture.

Calvin tries to hide water balloons from Susie and Hobbes.

Rosalyn babysits and plays Calvinball with Calvin.

Dad rants about too many grocery product choices.

Calvin trades Earth to aliens for a leaf collection.

Calvin looks at his baby photos with Hobbes.

Calvin writes letters to Santa and tries to seem good.

Calvin boasts about his huge snowball stockpile.

The aliens return to protest Earth's snowy winters.